Friday 5 April 2019

Prepare to shudder....

I conducted a workshop last week. Whilst making the kits up, I obviously felt generous and included greeting stamps as well as the alphabet I had used, just in case workshopeers didn’t want to lose the will to live. Oh, and I was trying to avoid the savage comments that come when you force people to use individual alpha stamps!This is the card. I think you can tell that I was very careful with the stamping of the text, I think it actually looks careful! Apart from the smudged ink on ‘niv’ because I didn’t allow drying time in my triumph of getting the spelling, spacing, wobble factor and relative straightness correct. But I digress hugely. 
Frequently when a workshop finishes, someone cleans the stamps before I chuck everything in a bag. It’s a really nice thing that someone does, particularly as it’s often days before I get round to doing them. 
When I unpacked the kit for this particular card, I knew immediately that I didn’t need to turn out the alphabet and check that each letter was clean. I try to turn them out and handle them as one block, but that often gets away from me, and frankly after that, I’m the one who loses the will to live. Here’s my stash of the smaller alphabets I own:

Now you can see why I could immediately knew that the stamps would have been cleaned. I can’t help it. It seems easier to find them from the wrong order next time I use them than stop and sort them alphabetically at the time of cleaning. I’m not ashamed, alarmed or worried. Just resigned. Perhaps I should take all of these over to the shop and let the shuddering minds loose on them. Or does that put me in line for a slap, for gross pre-supposition and congenital laziness?

7 comments:

Jane Willis said...

You know what would be the easiest way to find them? Arrange them
qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm
I bet your fingers would go straight to the right one every time then.

Helen said...

I am glad I am not the only one with multiple alphabet sets... what is it about them,do you suppose? I have to have mine in the right order (despite Jane's idea of sorting per the keyboard which is a good one, especially as a properly trained shorthand typist!) but I agree it is a right faff putting them away (especially with multiple sets used at once!)

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Someone went to a LOT of trouble to clean and arrange those tiny stamps. I think I have two stamp sets and have only used them once. Sadly, they didn't go back in the correct position after I used them. I may be anal, but I am obviously not so when it comes to rubber stamps. Actually, I'm laughing at all these and the way they are arranged.

Sue said...

Oh Julia, if I was there I'd have to put them in order, or sit on my hands:) LOL

Hope you have a nice day. Sue

Darnell said...

First, it's a really beautiful card, Julia! Second, bwahaha! I NEVER consider myself to be OCD until I catch myself putting those teeny tiny letters back in the right order in their teeny tiny sized-perfectly-to-fit-snugly-with-no-wiggle-room boxes. The good news is that I've turned the corner and come over to your side of the table. For me, age has come with the ability to shrug, say ***, and move on! Bliss! Hugs, Darnell

Kyla said...

Must admit I use mine and they are NOT in order in the box, BUT I prefer my set that is on the square blocks as I make the word then wrap masking tape round them to keep the word all straight when stamping.

Kyla

shazsilverwolf said...

Hi Julia, I can just visualise the result of trying to grab them all at once, having had just that thing happen! Who knew they had the aerodynamics to travel so far? Love the card, very elegant. Huge hugs, Shaz X